'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART
Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.
@taylorswift ROSS KNEW ABOUT WELCOME TO NEW YORK APPARENTLY